Lightning...

When I was a child. I always assumed, using my child logic, that thunder must come from the clouds crashing into the ground. They only ever did this on the horizon though for some reason...

The Small Things...

I see so many people letting the inane parts of life bother and stress them. I see people creating dramas just to have something to bitch and moan about. I don't understand the way some people look at life. It's silly. I like to sit back and just enjoy the small things in life. Contentment is my only aim in life. Here's Mr. Mozart to explain it in a more visually eloquent way than I, your humble narrator, can.

Life Plans...

What would be the first thing you'd do if you got hold of the Tardis?

Today I got FIRED...!

So, I lost my AMAZING job today. When I say amazing, it involved me coming home stinking of dishwater and losing chunks of my fingers on a daily basis. I didn't think I was entirely useless at what I did, I mean it took all the mental acuity of a cucumber to do it, yet I still buggered it up. To sedate my angst and misery, I've come up with the ONLY conclusion as to why I got fired that makes sense to me.

My CV really does say this.